The Partial Monarchy of Four Sicilys is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Matthijs Zwinselman II with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The quiet, industrious population of 9.467 billion Four Sicilysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hauge. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Four Sicilysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,904 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, the single fish caught by Four Sicilysian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Four Sicilys's thriving fisheries, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Four Sicilys's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Reformed Benelux Church.

Four Sicilys is ranked 95,481^st in the world and 48^th in Alcris for Safest, scoring 84.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.